"Hur kan en människa ta sig igenom vardagen och leva med den här förbannelsen utan att vilja kasta sig själv från närmaste bro?"
Strangers are suspicious, our friends are patronizing, and stay-at-home moms often won't let you into their club.
For those predisposed to mental illness, isolation can induce anxiety, depression, distortions, paranoia, even psychosis.
People who are morbidly obese are four to six times more likely to be depressed than people of average size.
"How in the world can anyone go through every day living with this curse and not want to fling themselves off the nearest bridge on a daily basis?"
Does solitude destroy the human psyche, or does it allow us to see the world clearly?
Don't try these at home.
Balding can destroy a man's self-esteem and ruin his sense of identity.
Jizzing in your pants might seem hilarious, but to those who suffer from the very-real condition of premature ejaculation, there's nothing funny about it.
Real life is not like a porno, where hot women wander into your apartment and start taking off their clothes. If you want to make your forray into group sex, you've got to plan ahead.