Sam McPheeters
The Brutality Report - Laundromats
Dark, dreary hellmouths full of undesirables and their abandoned DNA.
The Brutality Report - Force Majeure
Force majeure is a standard feature of contract law, freeing both parties from legal obligations in the event of acts of God (volcano, asteroid, zombies) or man (strikes, riots, robots).
The Brutality Report - Green Day
They have the tenacity of a cockroach, refusing to die, or even peak.
Brutality Report - Opportunity Cost
Every time you do something, it stops you doing something else that's better.
The Brutality Report - Knowledge of the Bug Pit
Thinking about living in a chasm full of bugs is making me prang out.
The Brutality Report - Going to the Movies in the 21st Century
I want to briefly take a step back with this column and its vast scope. Many subjects can qualify as "brutal." But what of the invisible brutalities?
Messiah Hunt
I had just removed my shoes in the hot sun outside the Dome of the Rock when an elderly man emerged from the shaded interior and shook his head with practiced firmness. “No. Muslims only.” I’d been profiled—religiously, if not racially—but my first...
The Brutality Report - The Teaching Profession
Society's reward for wisdom is a dumb motivational tote bag.