"He thought we came together, but the whole time I was mentally planning what I was gonna put in my curry later."
We Called Coke Dealers to Ask If They're Worried That Red Bull and Vodka 'Has the Same Effect as Cocaine'
Is it going to dent their business now everybody knows they can just down a couple of raging bulls rather than spending €80 on shitty gear?
Would a classic r'n'b fuck jam be more enticing than some antisocial grindcore? Or would more people want to date me because I publicly admitted to enjoying the music of Ray Lamontagne?
You can add songs to your Tinder profile now, so we asked our writers for tips on the best tunes to woo people with.
Last week we asked women what made them cheat, so in the interest of gender equality and whatnot, this week we asked some guys.
"I used to imagine how I'd win street fights in my head, or how I'd never get hurt from drunkenly climbing that scaffolding, but the crash changed all that."
It was time to push the limit of the human form. It was time to eat like an Olympian.
How to stop your big fat feelings from getting in the way.
Being arrested is never great, but it's even worse when you've paid for a flight to be there.
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Sales of flat caps have apparently gone up 83 percent this year. But what do actual farmers think about it? Are they furious that their style is being appropriated?
Street fighting is one of society's great levellers: no matter who you are or where you're from, picking a fight with a stranger always makes you a huge dickhead.