2013
Things That Hollywood Thinks Are 'Punk'
The launch of "Punk Couture" at the Met was a perfect example of how pathetic everything in the world is right now.
English Fascists Took Their First Beating of the Summer in Brighton This Weekend
That's what happens when bigots march in England's most liberal city.
How To Make Your Shitty Indie Band Successful
Because you don't work for success, it's a birth born rite.
Ten Things My Kid Won't Believe About 2013
Including pissy little internet bitches, the NHS, Rihanna and a cure for HIV.
Celebrating the Tories' Bedroom Tax with Thousands of Angry Protesters
Summer's coming and the smell of class war's in the air in London again.
A Whole Year of Pretty Girl Bullshit
Samantha Brick, Todd Akin, Taylor, Cara – this one goes out to you and all the others who made it possible.
The Noisey Guide To Rappers To Watch In 2013
The main problem with most "Rappers to Watch this Year" lists is that they're biased and they suck. Not this one.
The Swiss Squat March That Ended in Rubber Bullets and Tear Gas
That's what you get if you lead a convoy of electronica-blaring dancing shoes through the centre of Zurich.
Looking at Modern-Day Iran Through the Eyes of an Exile
Hesam Misaghi fled his homeland on a horse three years ago.
The EDL Embarrassed Themselves in Manchester This Weekend
They turned up to be angry and racist but no one really gave a toss.
The Hangover News
The Earth swallowed up a man in Florida this weekend, but you were probably too drunk to notice.