This weekend, Boko Haram pledged allegiance to the Islamic State, and a man was caught sleeping on top of Parliament.
This weekend, a crowd of 500 people stopped bailiffs from evicting a man with cancer, and UKIP's chairman told a bunch of people that his party stands by bigots.
They predict the leader of Boko Haram will be captured by the end of the year.
This weekend, a man in Bolton faked his own kidnap so he could stay out drinking.
This weekend, the UK Independence Party cancelled its Freepost address after receiving packages of shit and blood.