An LA Man Dragged a Puppy Until It Bled
Because it "refused to walk".
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t be a Tumblr asshole to people trying to find love.
A Bunch of Douchebags Started a Riot in the Line for Beyoncé Tickets in England
Unlimited finger wags to whoever dare disrupt anything Beyoncé-related.
I Was David Petraeus's Bitch in the 90s and I Hated Every Second of It
The life of every soldier under Petraeus's command went to shit.
Who Is Zachary German?
He's a guy who will introduce himself by telling you he doesn't like you.
The Police Watched This Guy Get Beat Up by Fascists
Greece really isn't a great place to be right now.
I Was Tested for Demonic Possession
Demonic possessions are a lot like high blood pressure or AIDS – you don't know your status until you get tested.
What Are Poppers?
Are they for eating or loosening up your butthole? Our interns are going to get to the bottom of this eternal debate.
At 5:30 p.m. I was told that I was scheduled to interview seminal riot grrrl punk band Bratmobile at 6:30. I had just gotten home from my unbearable temp job at an investment bank firm after getting three hours of sleep the night before, but the...