CAPS LOCK REVIEWS
Kid Cudi's 'Indicud' is an Audio Cokedream
A LOT OF THESE JOINTS ARE COOL BUT ALOT OF IT IS (SEEMINGLY) THE CULMINATION OF THIS DUDE BLOWING MAD PERICO AND WRITING SONGS ABOUT HOW HE'S A SUPER ALIEN RAP GOD.
Ian McCulloch's 'Holy Ghost' Is Music For A Grandfather In A Starbucks
I KNEW THIS SHIT WAS GONNA BE PRETENTIOUS AS FUCK BECAUSE THE TITLE SOUNDS LIKE A DOG EARED NOVEL A WHITE LADY WOULD BE READING ON THE L TRAIN.
Paramore's Self-Titled Album is Music for Teens to Saunter Through Food Courts To
WHITE PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME. PUT THE FUCKING UKULELE DOWN.
Tyga's 'Hotel California' Is Half Good As Long As You Forget You're Listening To Tyga
THE FACT THAT YOU COULD CLONE THIS NIGGA 30 TIMES AND STILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO APPROACH THE WEIGHT LIMIT OF A STANDARD ELEVATOR IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS ON "500 DEGREES," YOU FEEL ME?
The Knife's 'Shaking the Habitual' Is Actively Irritating
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BRUH? THERE'S A RECORD LABEL THAT CONDONES THIS B?
Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" Is Just Regular Racist, And His Album 'Wheelhouse' Is Bad
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE COUNTRY MUSIC B. THIS SHIT SOUNDS SO FUCKIN RACIST B.
Cappadonna's 'Eyrth, Wynd, And Fyre' Contains Approximately 8900 Bars Of Rappity Rapping
THIS ALBUM IS SO LONG AND BORING HE PROBABLY GOT A CEASE & DESIST FROM EARTH WIND & FIRE (NOT THE GROUP, THE ACTUAL ELEMENTS) AND HAD TO SPELL THE SHIT WRONG AS A LEGAL LOOPHOLE.
The Strokes' 'Comedown Machine' Proves They Are A Generic Rock Band, B
YO THIS ALBUM DOESNT SUCK BUT IT DOESN'T NOT SUCK...YOU FEEL ME?
Justin Timberlake's 'The 20/20 Experience' Is Good, But Only Because He's In The Illuminati
I'M POPPING IN THE STREETS RIGHT NOW LAST THING I NEED IS TO BE SACRIFICIED TO AN OWL STATUE BEFORE I MAKE MY FIRST $5000.
The Kid Mero Reviewed All Three Bauuer Songs Currently on Spotify
THIS SOUNDS LIKE I BLEW 4 GRAMS OF MOLLY UP MY NASAL AND WAS INSTRUCTED TO "MAKE A SONG FOR WHITE PEOPLE USING ONLY FROOTYLOOPS AND CRIME MOB SAMPLES."
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' 'The Heist' is Incredibly Wacklemore
WHAT IS A MACKLEMORE? THAT SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A SPECIES OF TROUT WHO NATURAL HABITAT IS THE MALL OF AMERICA.
We had The Kid Mero Review the 15-Second Daft Punk Snippet
I BET THEY WERE IN THE STUDIO LIKE "JACQUES LET UZ DO A HOW ZOO YOU SAY? EHH, "FONKI BAZE LION?" AND OTHER DUDE WAS LIKE "OUI OUI FRANCOIS ALL ZEE BEETCHES AHH.. ZAY WEEL S'EBROUER ZEE COCAINE NO?"