School sucks when you suck at it.
Spring break in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, is a month-long celebration of beer-soaked debauchery, which brings in thousands of day-drunk college students—and me.
It's not just Adderall.
If you think starting college is hard, try doing it as a 17-year-old virgin going through a breakup, spending your freshmen orientation week trying to get strangers to come to Jesus.
"Within 24 hours of living together in our one-room dorm, I sustained a clove cigarette burn to the arm from her when we were drunk."
When a blizzard strikes, there are those who cower in their homes with canned foods, and those who make gigantic penises out of snow.
Graduate with a 4.0 "Blood Alcohol Content", said the bar's all-you-can-drink deal. The only problem? Well, you'd be dead.
The problems here are like a case study for higher education.
A group calling itself Students for Western Civilisation has been putting up posters vaguely reminiscent of World War II–era propaganda.
Half would go on a reality TV show to pay off their debt, and 43 percent would sell half of their possessions to make their loans go away.
Teenage boys know what feels good to them. Vibrators help girls figure it out.
We talked to "Robbie" about the profits he makes, the time he puts into his business and not getting high on his own supply.