And had a chat with some of the face-sitters.
#CameronMustGo is not the Arab Spring – it's just a slightly lazier version of a change.org petition
This weekend, a guy walking around Essex in a gimp mask told everyone that he's a nice guy.
This weekend, a woman was ordered to pay €1,130 as punishment for blasting a James Blunt song out of her flat.
This weekend, a man sued a hospital for making his penis shorter.
You can tell they were great because of all the fire and broken glass.
This weekend, cocaine was found in the UK drinking water supply.
This weekend, North Korea called South Korea's president a "crafty prostitute".
This weekend, someone in the UK beheaded a load of swans.
This weekend, someone sent 14 condoms of liquid cocaine to the Vatican.
This weekend, a group claimed responsibility for killing two Golden Dawn supporters.
It's not the paradise for young shirkers that David Cameron imagines it to be.