Dicks
What It's Like to Play Donald Trump in Porn Parodies
"You have to be able to laugh, or else you will drive yourself crazy. People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that's why I'm here."
Your Sex Life Is Officially Stressful and Disappointing
Instead of getting to enjoy fucking, British millennials just have sexual dysfunction and anxiety.
A Guy in Swindon Used His Dick to Hide Seven Grams of Cocaine from the Police
Suddenly, shoving a wrap of cocaine up your arse seems like... quite a nice prospect?
A Brief History of Snow Dicks
When a blizzard strikes, there are those who cower in their homes with canned foods, and those who make gigantic penises out of snow.
Is It Really Possible to Ruin Your Penis From Jerking Off Too Hard?
There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself
The Ovipositor lays gelatin eggs in the body cavity of your choice. Fans say the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping out of them is a real treat.
The Strange, Sad Story of the Man Named Mr. Hands Who Died from Having Sex with a Horse
Ten years after a video of the horrific act was circulated around the internet, I talked with the journalist who made a documentary about the community of zoophiles the victim belonged to.
These Underwear Hide Your Boners from the World
Or you could take three deep breaths and try to remember what you had for lunch the day before yesterday.
The Prime Minister of Dick Is the Best Penis Artist on Earth
Meet the Prime Minister of Dick, or PMD for short. He's a South African artist who "slings dicks and dicktures" for a living – i.e. absurd, surreal and sometimes brilliant illustrations of penises.
This Band Replaced The Words in Famous Songs with “My Dick”
Did John Lennon really want us to imagine a world without My Dick?
How It Feels to Be Circumcised as an Adult
Four men who had their foreskins removed talk about whether sex is better cut or uncut and whether they regret their decision.