Football
Theory: Wayne Rooney Should Have Always Been a Professional Wrestler
Wayne Rooney is a man born in the wrong body. His WWE Raw slap is a vision of his destiny.
I Tried to Get Rich Playing Fantasy Football
I tried to get to the bottom of America's latest gambling craze and wound up losing €45.
Sepp Blatter: How Football's Biggest Piss-Taker Fell to Earth
A cautionary tale of bribery, stupidity and an obese, parrot-loving snitch.
Playing Football in One of Mexico's Most Dangerous Barrios
We went there to watch a football game between one of Tepito's best known teams and Las Gardenias, a team made up by trans people who live in the barrio.
What Life on the Streets of Madrid Is Like According to a Spanish Ultra
Juan was born in Madrid and has spent most of his life fighting on its streets – usually over football, sometimes over social issues he deems significant. Juan is not his real name.
Chelsea FC Have a Nationwide Following of Racist Hooligans
After Chelsea fans abused a black guy on the Paris Metro, the club needs to face up to the fact that it's been attracting racists from across Britain for years.
The English Far-Right's War On Anti-Fascist Football Ultras
EDL linked hooligans have been fighting left-wing football fans, and now they're threatening the Premier League.
Who Will Win the Super Bowl (of Music)?
Determine who will win Super Bowl XLIX by voting for which team has the best music.
This Queens Park Rangers Festive Song Will Make You Re-Think Christmas Cheer
London footballers being forced to be happy on request.
What I’ve Learned from My First Year of Watching the Premier League
The observations of a football noob.