I'm a straight boy who doesn't know how to make friends with boys but I'm starting to realise that's fine.
He likes his money and his pile of dirt, but some people are still just annoying.
There's only one thing left to do when you've already picked through the ashtray.
"Oh my god. Stop doing that."
Things take a turn once grandma brings out the raspberry cupcakes.
"Most of the people I see are from work, which is a bit depressing."
"The deeper I go... the more unusual things get!"
Sometimes it's not so much a "party" as it is a "drinking a bunch of beers by yourself".
It's a cheesy sitcom that ended over a decade ago. Why do people still give a shit about Ross and Rachel?
In the latest "Habits" comic from Lauren Monger, the gang is just sitting around, drinking wine with flies in it.
She was like: "I see your Gigi Hadid and the Blair Witch and raise you a fictional musician from a sitcom that ended 10 years ago."
An A-Z of vitally important life and love lessons: F for Freak Outs, O for Orgasms, W for Walk of Shame.