gavin haynes
Taking Too Much Viagra and Getting Your Penis Amputated Is No Laughing Matter
Stop giggling and put yourself in their shoes.
Saviour of Britain or Weird Robot? An Anatomy of Ed Miliband's Conference Speech
It's time to figure out the Labour leader's destiny.
World Unknown: South African Acid House
"It was 1990. Mandela just came out. It was in that first wave of mixed clubs. For us, we were used to dancing alongside black people, but it was still strange to dance alongside whites.”
How Grand Theft Auto Defeated the Moralising Idiot Brigade
Grand Theft Auto 5 has moved beyond the point where people pretend to be outraged by it.
Annons
Trusting 'Aldi Mum' to Decide Our Future Would Be Catastrophic for Britain
It's not her fault, she's just an idiot.
The Heartbreak of Vinnie Jones and All the Other Lost Englishmen
Breaking up with a country is hard to do.
Britain Is Deluded if It Thinks It Can Bomb Syria to Freedom
A warning from history ahead of today's Commons debate.
Translating the Tweets of Brainstorming al-Qaeda Fans
They have some interesting ideas about how to make jihad more appealing.
A Depressing Guide to the Classic British Drug Mule Arrest
An act-by-act breakdown of Michaella Connolly and Melissa Reid's Peruvian nightmare.
Crap Celebrities Are Pretending to 'Like' Stuff On the Internet for Money
As are relatively blameless and impoverished Bangladeshi workers.