• Emergency Room Doctors See Some Crazy Shit

    Anecdotes from the people who fix you up when you do something really dumb.

  • The Hangover News

    Israel and Syria chummed up this weekend, but you were probably too drunk to notice.

  • Over the Rail in ATL

    Just four hours earlier I was dancing like James Brown and then suddenly I'm being surrounded by doctors telling me I've broken my neck and I may be paralyzed.

  • Lepers, Messiahs*

    When I arrived in Nepal, my ultimate destination was the Lalgadh Leprosy Hospital in the southeastern Terai Plain.

  • From A Guide For The Undehemorrhoided

    In hospital language a patient does not urinate, micturate, pee, piss, or take a leak. He voids. Or, as in my case, he is unable to void.

  • Shit Disturber

    How to clean an old lady's ass.