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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Neverending Weed
“If you think about it, my penis is kinda like a bong, but please don’t light my balls on fire like last time.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Together Too Long
Spice things up! Try this: “I’ve hired a clown to watch us make love."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Dirty Secrets
“We need to talk and I don’t want to do ‘pillow talk’ where I talk while you just go to sleep.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Office Romance
“I’d love to give you a raise, but my dick signs all the checks."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Open Relationships
Here are fun ways to destroy whatever little intimacy you once had.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - The Letdown
Remember, they call it being dumped for a reason: Because you are now a human trash pile.
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Do They Fancy Me?
Does he like you, or is he just trying to sell you a bottle of water on the highway?
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
Hey lady! Did you just do it for the first time? Here are some words to help you understand!