Hot Dog and the Lady Bun
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - How To Keep A Relationship 'Light'
Make sure she gets the hint and leaves her toothbrush where it belongs: at home.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Family Vacation
It’s time to truly become a part of the family like some in-utero digested twin.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Boinking and Bunking
In love with your roommate? Watching her while she sleeps is a nice, non-creepy way to say, “Hey, I care about you.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Stay Together Forever
Six months is not a long time unless you're 16 or a tiny animal.
Annons
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Parlez-Vous Romance?
Foreign girls are just like a child’s baking oven: EASY.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Coy Attraction
Look yourself in the mirror and say, “God made flirts and flirts don’t squirt!” then slap yourself across the face.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - How to Stay a Virgin
Tell him you’ll make him a pumpkin loaf that is even better than sex! Then let him fuck a pumpkin loaf.