Neither does tweeting about the latest trendy social movement.
Are charities supposed to do that kind of thing? I'm not sure that they are.
Will Invisible Children go highbrow, or will they wank sadly into the camera while screaming about the devil?
A footballer may have died in public this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.
Jason Russell was probably masturbating while we were attempting to interview him.
This goes out to all you women out there.
And does seeking out Invisible Children's faults make me a cynical snob?