• Peace In The Middle West

    When you think about it, there's got to be a better place for Israel than the Middle East.

  • Fat Camp Mem'ries

    When I was 14 I went to fat camp. It was completely voluntary. The only problem was that I wanted to go to Camp Shane, a famous fat camp in the Catskills that has a great reputation.

  • Skinheads Against White People

    Blood pours from my nose as I stand on a downtown Portland street corner, arguing with antiracist skinheads about grammar.