Or, rappers who are Jewish. With a little help from Lil Dicky.
It's not very friendly, but they're scared of getting blown up.
It's funny because it's stupid.
The Daily Mail scared the shit out of themselves this weekend, but you were too drunk to notice.
We recently drove into the sleepy northern Italian hamlet of Ponzone to meet Ando Gilardi, an 89-year-old Italian photographer, author, journalist, editor, and the perviest old perv on the peninsula.
I've known Ari Gold since we were ten. We went to an Orthodox Jewish Yeshiva together. He was my first big crush because he sang jingles for TV commercials and we both loved Madonna, which, in the Orthodox community, automatically made us freaks. And...
When you think about it, there's got to be a better place for Israel than the Middle East.
When I was 14 I went to fat camp. It was completely voluntary. The only problem was that I wanted to go to Camp Shane, a famous fat camp in the Catskills that has a great reputation.
Blood pours from my nose as I stand on a downtown Portland street corner, arguing with antiracist skinheads about grammar.