Because nobody else was going to.
Thanks for crushing our Indiana Jones dreams, geologists!
And guess what? It was all caught on CCTV.
Will the National Crime Agency's new video actually make a difference?
A drunken seaman crashed a 432ft cargo ship into the Scottish coast after falling asleep at on duty.
This is what glossies will look like once patriarchy is a thing of the past.
At first he looks like he's wearing skin coloured trousers, but as you look closer, you realise, no, he is in fact naked from the waist down.
A boy in a panda hat doing NOS balloons, couples fingering each other in sleeping bags and a strange tent-human hybrid.
Shouts to all mums all over the world.