Jordan Foisy
The Harsh Reality of Being Broke
Here's a brief list of things that I'm finding impossible right now: looking good, having sex, maintaining friendships, having decent self-esteem, and having hope for the future.
A Celebration of Daddys: My Life in Father Figures
When your real dad is a volatile drug addict, you start looking to Homer Simpson and your landlord for fatherly advice.
What Your Favorite Karaoke Song Says About You
Read this story to learn the one surefire song to get you laid.
Why My Flip Phone Is Better Than Your Smartphone
For starters, Facebook notifications are a lot more thrilling when you actually have to sit down at a computer.
The Things My Drug-Addicted Father Gave Me
When I was a kid, my dad was a charming cowboy loved by his friends. But now the only thing left of that man is a bolo tie.
We Asked Comedians to Tell Us the Worst Thing That Happened to Them in 2015
Death, Trump, cruise boat pedophilia... it was a weird year for comedians.
Why Isn't Pop Culture Better at Talking About Climate Change?
Some of the best art of the past year tackles major social issues like racism and surveillance. So why don't more TV shows and movies take on climate change?
An Ode to the Simple Joint, Still the Best Way to Get High
We are entering the Golden Age of Pot, and as much as we love vaporisers and bongs that look like alien weapons, the joint remains the best way to consume marijuana.
How a 73-Year-Old Canadian Politician Became a Bizarre Twitter Sensation
We dove deep into the psychology of Norm Kelly, who's made a habit of interjecting himself into Drake's rap feuds.