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The Guilt of the Oldest Brother

I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
Jordan Foisy
2.2.17
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The Harsh Reality of Being Broke

Here's a brief list of things that I'm finding impossible right now: looking good, having sex, maintaining friendships, having decent self-esteem, and having hope for the future.
Jordan Foisy
8.22.16
Stuff

A Celebration of Daddys: My Life in Father Figures

When your real dad is a volatile drug addict, you start looking to Homer Simpson and your landlord for fatherly advice.
Jordan Foisy
7.5.16
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What Your Favorite Karaoke Song Says About You

Read this story to learn the one surefire song to get you laid.
Jordan Foisy
6.16.16
tech

Why My Flip Phone Is Better Than Your Smartphone

For starters, Facebook notifications are a lot more thrilling when you actually have to sit down at a computer.
Jordan Foisy
4.14.16
Stuff

The Things My Drug-Addicted Father Gave Me

When I was a kid, my dad was a charming cowboy loved by his friends. But now the only thing left of that man is a bolo tie.
Jordan Foisy
3.4.16
Stuff

We Asked Comedians to Tell Us the Worst Thing That Happened to Them in 2015

Death, Trump, cruise boat pedophilia... it was a weird year for comedians.
Jordan Foisy
12.29.15
Stuff

Why Isn't Pop Culture Better at Talking About Climate Change?

Some of the best art of the past year tackles major social issues like racism and surveillance. So why don't more TV shows and movies take on climate change?
Jordan Foisy
12.15.15
Stuff

An Ode to the Simple Joint, Still the Best Way to Get High

We are entering the Golden Age of Pot, and as much as we love vaporisers and bongs that look like alien weapons, the joint remains the best way to consume marijuana.
Jordan Foisy
8.12.15
News

How a 73-Year-Old Canadian Politician Became a Bizarre Twitter Sensation

We dove deep into the psychology of Norm Kelly, who's made a habit of interjecting himself into Drake's rap feuds.
Jordan Foisy
7.29.15