Human failure – not celebrity nudity – is what's really getting them off.
So many breasts, so little time.
And other stories of America's bizarre relationship with food.
It's an attack on the dignity of women everywhere.
How Loco Cool Ranch D'Reet Tacs and Kate Upton's Chest Beefers Keep the USA Rockin' with the Heat of a Thousand Suns
If you think Kate Upton is fat then you suck and you're stupid and you hate America.