Milf Teeth
The Stories I Tell That Someone New
When you first meet someone new, it's important to unload all of your important facts and stories onto them.
How to Get Half Drunk and Be a Genius
The best place to find profundity is on the toilet floor of a shit club at 3AM.
Annons
I Don't Want to Stay at Home Tonight
Even if the babysitter is rapidly turning my child into a Mafioso.
Airborne and Airtight On New Year's Eve
I spent NYE at home with my parents, having bad boy gangbang fantasies.