I let some guy go to town on my calf while a dreadlocked Bosnian woman in a turban made my eyes feel heavy.
The Netherlands is the latest European country to launch a hotline aimed at talking Muslims in immigrant communities out of becoming jihadists, but it's not clear how effective these programmes are.
Four deaths were attributed to them over Christmas and New Year's. When will the UK adopt a similar pill-testing scheme to the one in place in the Netherlands?
Three tourists have died in the past couple of months after snorting white heroin that they believed to be cocaine. Is this the fault of an inexperienced, idiotic dealer, or someone deliberately doling out death?
Investigating the effects of the Netherland's aggressive clamp down on the pot industry.
You might think wearing an orange trilby makes you an independent spirit, but it doesn't.
But they still don't want to get kicked out and made homeless tomorrow.
Good news: we can start stereotyping countries based on the drugs they like.
An agent passing out drunk in a hotel hallway in the Netherlands is only the latest in a series of booze-fueled scandals.
Obama is there to discuss Crimea and nukes, so the country is on lock-down.
I'm not sure why nobody's done it before.
This week: The guy suing the museum he robbed Vs the guy who hates shirtless men so much he set a gay bar on fire.