Pen Pals

Pen Pals
Pen Pals - A Day on the Inside
An average day in jail is just boring, so you have to amuse yourself. I took up cock puppetry.
Bert Burykill
27.1.12
Pen Pals
Pen Pals - The Perils of Piss Tests
I have pissed in a cup at least 100 times, and I still haven't learned a damn thing.
Bert Burykill
23.1.12
Pen Pals
Pen Pals - A Dispatch from the Inside
I can't even shit without dreams of being anally pleasured by some fat bitch's tongue.
Monroe
12.1.12
Pen Pals
Pen Pals - The Right to Blow Loads
Defended by someone who's actually jerked it in a cell.
Bert Burykill
11.1.12
Pen Pals
Pen Pals – New Year's Sleaze
A blood-speckled shart in the free world is more enticing than a NYE locked up.
Bert Burykill
3.1.12
Pen Pals
Pen Pals - That Post-Prison Glow
Even before I came to jail I was above-average bonerable.
Bert Burykill
29.9.11

Annons

Pen Pals
If You Build Her, You Will Cum
I call my rubber glove/artificial vagina "Suzy" (in some circles, it's called "Fifi") and she loves me 'cause I give her me bone sweet 'n' tender long time. Yeah.
Bert Burykill
2.9.11
Pen Pals
Pen Pals - A Trip Down Memory Row
Bert Burykill
7.7.11