But they want to get rid of President Morsi in the most peaceful way possible, rather than fighting all the time.
We wake up and, give or take a few Senate seats, we're exactly where we were.
It even tells you what to say if Romney wins.
Dear Vice Lovers: You make comments on our site all the live long day, and we just take it. Until WHAM, we retaliate with mean-spirited drawings of your stupid comments on our totally awesome stories.
We have the new music video for Lana Del Rey's "National Anthem", and an interview with President A$AP Kennedy.
Some fascists were made to feel loved by the French this weekend, but you were too busy French-kissing to notice.
Things aren't looking great in the States.
Illustrations by Brian Degraw, Jon Vermilyea, Laura Park, Victor Cayro, Aran Darling & Milano Chow.