recipes
Sizzurped Cherry Pork
Uniting the American South's two finest delicacies: Slow-cooked pig and DJ Screw's drank of choice.
Popping Candy Pavlova
A mega-meringue that will conjure up nostalgia from kiddy-hood to the awkwardness of puberty.
Girl Eats Food - Elvis Presley Platter
It'll be just like you're hanging out with The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.
Girl Eats Food - Angel Delight Cookies
These things are so cute they make Zooey Deschanel look like that chick who got boned to death by a horse.
Annons
Girl Eats Food - Skittles Cups
Featuring the most ingenious use of water-bombs since some joker decided to fill one with piss.
Girl Eats Food - Red Velvet Pancakes and Creme Egg Sauce
A Shrove Tuesday dish so good you could lure Jesus out of the desert with it.
Girl Eats Food - De Niro Guinness Tiramisu
Things that Irish and Italian people like to poison themselves with is for dessert.
Girl Eats Food - Deep-Fried Pickle Enchilada
When you really nail this recipe, it smells like all the best bits of McDonald's.