Rihanna
What in The Name of Michael Bolton is Rihanna’s Mullet All About?
RiRi is trying to bring back the femullet. But does she have the badass credentials? And wait, shouldn't we just let this hairstyle die already?
FAO Miley Cyrus: A Brief History of the Lumbering Simile in Contemporary Pop
From "Umbrella" to "Wrecking Ball", how pop got lazy with its lyrics and why it's the fault of Year 5 English teachers.
It’s Lavish, Bitch: The Internet's Celebrity Bashing Brat King
I gave him a call to hear what the little twerp had to say for himself.
The Hangover News
People are still protesting in Turkey, but you've probably been too drunk to notice.
The Web 1.0 Music of Jerome LOL
A young artist who re-appropriates GIFs and images from the early days of the internet.
The Grammys Have Asked Artists To Cover Up Their Genitals
Should we let our crotch-thrusting popstars roam free?
Grammy Awards Ask Artists To Cover Up Their Genitals
Should we let our crotch-thrusting popstars roam free?
Did Taylor Swift Make The Same Video As Rihanna On Purpose?
On Taylor Swift's fetishization of normalcy and why the coolest thing you can do is smoke twenty cigarettes at once.
White Girl Apathy Is Killing Culture
Taylor Swift and feminism have turned pretty girls into apathetic idiots.
Rihanna's "Unapologetic" Makes Me Want To Defenstrate The Shit Out Of Eminem
THIS IS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC TO THE PART OF THE MOVIE WHERE A FLOCK OF COLLEGIATE FEMALES ARE PUTTING ON "SMOKY EYE" MAKEUP AND HIGH FIVING EACHOTHER WHILE DRINKING YELLOWTAIL.