sleepless nights
Why Boyz II Men Won't Save the Russian People from Extinction
They don't want to procreate. They just want to die. It's what they do.
Reasons Why Everyone Should Start a New Life in Brilliant Britain
Hey Bulgarians and Romanians, don't listen to our government – come and join in the fun!
Depardieu and Putin, Sitting in a Tree
A tree that is strong enough to hold the wine-bloated Frenchman and doesn't make him pay tax.
Ghostwriting Is the Future of Literature
Ever since Tom Clancy kicked it off, they're all bloody at it.
Is It Time for Britain to Turn Into a Dictatorship?
People say that fascism's a drag. But maybe we just need to re-learn how much everyone else hates us.
British People Are So Fat You Can See Them from Space
They're the next evolutionary step for humanity.
Annons
Let's Quit Quitting Smoking Together
Stoptober? How about you stop being a baby and do it your damn self.