There's only one place where you can see a giant duct tape Empire State Building next to a 350-pound duct tape cheeseburger.
The guy who tried to sell the Rob Ford crack tape says it does.
You know what other things are shaped like tapes? Mein Kampf.
Which is a surprise, given that some of those guys have 100 mistresses, and a truckload of enemies.
You'll love it if you like synthesizers.