The Kid Mero
Danny Brown's 'Old' - The Kid Mero Review
"THIS ALBUM IS BASICALLY A GANGSTA CLIT PIERCING. I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST POSITIVE WAY POSSIBLE."
In Solitude's 'Sister": The Kid Mero Review
"Jumping In The Air Doing A Split With Your Tongue Out Music"
Haim's 'Days Are Gone' Makes Me Want to Do Jumping Jacks and Smile Broadly
I WOULD ONLY LISTEN TO HAIM WHILE DOING COCAINE IN THE BACK TO THE FUTURE CAR AND HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRL DRESSED LIKE A HOMELESS CYNDI LAUPER.
Miley Cyrus's 'Bangerz' - The Kid Mero Review
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT ARE UNFAVORABLE THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO THAN THIS SHIT.
"NOTHING WAS THE SAME" IS PRETTY STANDARD DRAKE, BUT PRETTY STANDARD DRAKE IS EXTREMELY TALENTED
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS: A TRACK-BY-TRACK BREAKDOWN
The Kid Mero Does New York Fashion Week
People attend fashion week to be fawned over and have their picture taken. So we sent The Kid Mero to NYFW to talk to people "DRESSED LIKE GOTHIC ASYMMETRICAL DYSTOPIAN FUTURE POETS."
Joey Bada$$' 'Summer Knights' Is Excellent Weed Smoking Music from 1997
"I WOULDA GIVEN IT A 4 BUT I RAN OUTTA WEED."
Migos' "Versace" Should Have Been Called "Fuhsachee" But It's Still Great
MIGOS ARE INCOHERENT BUT THEY'RE ABOUT TO HAVE THE SUMMER ON SMASH I'M PREDICTING THE SHIT RIGHT NOW.
Surfer Blood's 'Pythons' Is for When I Want to Have a Carefree Afternoon Free of Aggression
I'M GONNA GO FILM A SKATE VIDEO PART TO THE SHIT.
J. Cole's 'Born Sinner' Is OK But Maybe I'm Just In a Great Mood
I FEEL LIKE I'M LISTENING TO MY FRIEND COMPLAIN WHILE I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HIGH.
French Montana's 'Excuse My French' Is a Masterpiece Full of Arbitrary Violence and Strip Club Sonatas
THIS IS THIS GENERATION'S 'ILLMATIC' AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'VE NEVER SHOT A GUN AT ANOTHER HUMAN.
The National's 'Trouble Will Find Me' Is Musical Ambien
YO I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THIS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING B.