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We Asked Cradle of Filth to Decide 2015's Sound of the Summer
From Fetty Wap to Jamie xx, who better to pick 2015's sunshine banger than a malicious and satanic extreme metal band?
We Reviewed Every Band on the New 'Guitar Hero'
Good news for nerds who think rock ‘n’ roll means standing three feet in front of TV screen without blinking for four straight minutes!
The Narrative Guide to Kendrick Lamar’s 'To Pimp a Butterfly'
The base takeaway from this album is simple. And it should be taken onboard by everyone who listens.
The Noisey Guide to the Apple Watch for Real Music Fans
Apple is back with its most innovative product yet, but what does that mean if you want to listen to some Steely Dan?
Everything You Need to Know About the Music Industry’s Move to Friday Release Dates
Album release dates are moving from Tuesdays to Fridays. Confused? Here’s an explainer.
The Noisey Guide to Eating Shit Food on Tour
We asked a load of your favourite rock bands to bestow some culinary advice towards a watertight guide for munching on the road.
A Review of Lil B’s Vegan Emoji App as Written by a Real Life Vegan
“It changed my whole way of communicating, kind of.” - Emma Garland, 2015.
Put a Boogie in Your Butt: A Look Back at the Musical Career of Eddie Murphy
From partying all the time to putting things in your butt.
The Noisey Guide to Unlocking the Swag Through Rae Sremmurd's Debut Album
If you want to truly appreciate Rae Sremmurd, the guys behind "No Flex Zone", you must first learn to unlock your swag.
The Noisey Guide to the New $1,200 Sony Walkman
Everything you need to know about the hottest musical electronic device!
A Rookie’s Guide to Sleater-Kinney, the Best Rock Band on the Planet
As the no-shits-given trio return, we dissect seven of their most unerring songs.