The Sun
I Left My Taxidermy Workshop to Become a Nudist at 74
"Life's too short and some days are cloudy. We have to enjoy the sunshine. Maybe this little fly will die in the next minute but as long as it's flying, it seizes the day."
The Hangover News
This weekend, The Sun published a photo of the Queen doing a Nazi salute as a child, and it was claimed that ISIS has set up its first European training camp.
Some Bank Workers Just Got Sacked for Pretending to Behead a Colleague Like ISIS
I mean, who hasn't at least thought about doing the same after a day of go-karting?
Tulisa Contostavlos and the Journalistic Coke Deal Shame
I’m still reeling from the shock. How could I not be? A young, rich, superstar that hangs out with rappers is the last person I’d expect to be racking up lines of “white sweets”.
Reasons Why Page 3 Needs to Die
It doesn't make me furious, it's just creepy and weird, like watching porn with your uncle.
Reeva Steenkamp and Why The Sun Aren't the Idiot Perverts You Think They Are
If they weren't such dicks, what would op-ed writers have to say about the Oscar Pistorius case?
Jimmy Savile and the Price of Silence
Maybe he'd have been caught sooner if anyone was prepared to pay it.
The 'Semen Makes You Happy' Myth
The Sun reckons it's just like Yakult, but comes out of boys' penises.
Our Piss Dungeon Has Hit the Big Time!
The Sun re-ran our story about a guy who got men in a pub to unwittingly pee on his face.