This weekend, someone in the UK beheaded a load of swans.
This weekend, someone sent 14 condoms of liquid cocaine to the Vatican.
This weekend, a supermarket refused to sell teaspoons to a 16-year-old.
And other queer things that happened in the world this week.
This weekend, Putin said Sochi is bribe-free and gay-friendly.
This weekend, Nigel Farage had to defend another UKIP member for saying something stupid.
Al-Shabaab stormed a Kenyan shopping mall this weekend.
"Can't say I have, mate."
Phillip Collins has been reinstated now, but things were still a bit awkward.
His name is Phillip Collins and he's banging the anti-Sharia drum again.
And would anyone in Europe really care if he did?