Volume 12 Issue 5
Invasion Of The Reptiles
Once upon a time man and woman used to live to be over 700-years-old here on earth.
The Greatest Lover
I was a lesbian for ten years and then one day I decided I wasn't. Or at least, I wasn't sure anymore.
Belladonna's Fucking Girls Again
Do you know why people love buffets aside from being retardedly inexpensive, all-you-can-gorge glutton fests? It's that they have a little something for everyone.
Dos & Don'ts
Aren't thugs at least a little self-conscious at the perpetual childhood that is their lives?
Hey Kids... It's Time For Some Dumb Myths And Smart Facts About Slavery!
Slavery exists in so many ways, children. Open your eyes before they shackle your asses.
Doomsday Metal
Up until Hole in the Sky, summer is bound to be slow, like one record label rep said "Nobody really buys black metal in June."
VICE Pictures - Four Designers Have A Go
We asked four clothes-affiliated artists whom we like to give us their take on one of the finest folk-art traditions that America has developed—the beer bong.
Show Us A Funny Face And Tell Us About Your Loneliest Moment
When my sister died. Running out of crack at a peep show. When I moved in by myself.
Getting A Tattoo
I've tattooed over 10,000 people and there's been lots of regrettable tattoo stories.