Despite being known for its nightlife, many of Melbourne’s very best clubs have tragically shuttered in recent years. What we are left with are the fighting dregs of a once-bountiful cornucopia. Don’t let it get you down, though. There is plenty more partying to be had here. If you’re stumped as to where you can go on a night out that’s more hot girls to the front and less white guys with dreads tweaking out on the hallucinogen du jour, look no further than our guide to Melbourne’s best clubs. Seriously, look no further. Time Out's guide looks like it was written by someone whose idea of a good night out in Melbourne starts at Glamorama (awful) and ends at Onesixone (awful).
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These are the only venues worth going to.Called “Melbourne’s only nightclub” in jest, Miscellania popped up in the almost-through-the-pandemic era, when the thirst for tight spaces in which to get sweaty and freaky to good music was at an all-time high. On any given night from Wednesday-Sunday Miscellania is host to record launches, pop-ups, listening parties, art shows, live performances and fundraisers, often with food or fun drinks served in the upstairs smokers – but it’s best known for its frenetic and delicious queer club nights. Events at Misc frequently fuse live dance performances and art installations, so expect a feast for all senses. The bathrooms are appropriately foul. The soundsystem is just ok, but the calibre of the DJs that play there usually makes up for it.2/401 Swanston St, Melbourne.
1. Miscellania – Melbourne CBD
2. Sub Club – Melbourne CBD
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3. Angel Music Bar – Melbourne CBD
4. Section 8 – Melbourne CBD
5. Wax Music Lounge – Melbourne CBD
6. Music Room – Melbourne CBD
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7. QQQst Park – Collingwood
8. Gasometer Hotel – Collingwood
9. The Grace Darling – Collingwood
10. Avalon the Bar – Fitzroy
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11. Radio Bar – Fitzroy
12. Sircuit – Fitzroy
13. Yah Yahs – Fitzroy
14. 24 Moons – Northcote
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