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The Boys Of Summer (Ataris Version) Issue

Li’L DOs & DON'Ts

Wie die großen DOs & DON'Ts, nur eben in klein und mit Kindern, die uns dankbarerweise von ihren Eltern zu Verfügung gestellt wurden.

Wie die großen DOs & DON'Ts, nur eben in klein und mit Kindern.

Kleid von Versus, Mütze von SpiritHoods; Kleid von American Apparel, Mütze von SpiritHoods Our resolution for 2011 is to cull the boring “this town sucks” whiners from our pool of friends so we can focus our full attention on the ones who turn another year with nothing to do from “Oh my” and “A boo-hoo” into “Woo-hoo” and “Give me some more K.” Top von H&M, Sandalen von Tommy Hilfiger, Vintage-Sonnenbrille von Beacon’s Closet, Gürtel von Michael Kors, Handtasche von Céline; Top von Marc Jacobs, Sneakers von Converse, Perücke von Ricky’s NYC, Sonnenbrille von Versace, Gürtel von Roxy, Armbänder von Hello Kitty Jesus, could these two have summer any more under control? Even their negatives are making me wonder how hard it would be to fake owning a yacht. Hoodie und T-Shirt von Element, Shorts von C1rca, Sneakers von Royal Elastics, Sonnenbrille von Wilson, Vintage-Ketten von Beacon’s Closet When Larry David said, “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes,” it made Afrika Bambaataa so mad he lost 200 pounds and became young. Hemd von Etro, Shorts von Matix, Vintage-Sonnenbrille von Beacon’s Closet, Armbänder von Silly Bandz; Vintage-Hemd von What Goes Around Comes Around, Shorts von H&M I envy the currently nonexistent fetus who someday gets to whip out this picture and say, “Here’s my mom and dad before I was born.”
Jacke von adidas,T-Shirt von Burton, Jeans von O’Neill, Sneakers von Nike, Mütze von G-Unit, Hosenträger von Topshop These jean wars have really got to stop. All the waffling between tight and baggy has left the vanguard of the pants community looking like two circus midgets trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.
Morgenmantel von Gucci, Vintage-Hemd von Screaming Mimi’s, Mütze von Still Life, Slipper von Emu, Sonnenbrille von Tom Ford, Gürtel von American Apparel Don’t feel guilty, guy. This is exactly what you’re supposed to do when you come into a lot of cash: Wake up at 5 PM, assemble a uniform of leftover party scraps, and devote the better part of the day to figuring out who “that chick with the weird eyes” was from last night.
Jacke von Trash & Vaudeville, T-Shirt von World Famous, Hemd von BDG, Strumpfhose von HUE, Jeans von Levi’s, Stiefel von Opening Ceremony, Mütze von Coal Headwear; Jacke von Wrangler, Hemd von Artful Dodger, Vintage-Jeans von Jessica Resler, Sneakers von Converse Yikes! It’s those spooky Nazi kids from the Village of the Denimed!

Styling: Paloma Perez
Stylingassistenz: Nikki Gonzalez und Scarlet Giesbrecht