Oprah
Όλοι Πιστεύουν πως η Oprah Winfrey Κατεβαίνει για Πρόεδρος των ΗΠΑ
Μετά την εντυπωσιακή ομιλία της στις Χρυσές Σφαίρες, η ίδια το αρνείται πεισματικά, όμως την «ακυρώνει» ακόμα και ο σύντροφός της.
Oprah Accused a Swiss Person of Racism
Media mogul Oprah Winfrey tried to buy a $40,000 handbag while in Switzerland for Tina Turner's wedding, but was told by a shopkeeper that she "couldn't afford it." Nevermind that Ms. Winfrey made $72 million last year. That ain’t “hood rich.” That’s...
Malibu
We sat in the recliners. I ate the cheesecake and my uncle ate the carrot cake. We watched the end of a movie called While You Were Sleeping. Then my uncle emptied his colostomy bag, while I sent that cheesecake down the toilet. I drank some...
I Wore Vaseline on My Face Because Tyra Banks Told Me To
One time, Tyra Banks gave a bunch of ladies bedazzled jars of Vaseline and told them if they covered their bodies in petroleum jelly they could look like supermodels too. I wore Vaseline on my face to see if it really worked.
Bob Mackie Has Dressed Almost Everyone
In the pantheon of American fashion designers, Bob Mackie stands alone with his singular focus on sequined, bejeweled, and hyperbolic outfits for the world’s most ostentatious personalities. Bob has made clothes for Barbra, Whitney, Michael, and just...
Cracked.com Is Full of Lies
Cracked.com is awesome, huh, guys? They manage to put together the craziest, most obscure facts in totally digestible listicles that are funny AND informative. Have you ever wondered how they're able to gather such amazing, unheard-of info? THEY JUST...
The 12-Step Program for Lance Armstrong's Image
After 15 years of denial, obfuscation, and single-handedly creating the worst fashion trend of the 21st century, Lance Armstrong is finally ready to admit to the world—or Oprah, same difference—that he indulged in performance-enhancing drugs during his...