By Serena Pezzato Photos By Giorgio Di Salvo
Vice: Tell us about your wonderful night, Marco.
Ouch. Did you even get a word in?
How did it go in the second club after you wiped the barf off your chin? Were the ladies more receptive to the powers of Phiero?
Oh, do tell.
Did she end up touching your penis?
There goes your only chance this year.
So Phiero makes you bold, eh?
You should’ve gone home with Shrek, stupid.
What was the tattoo of?
Oh, sure. A shitty hand thing.
Did you try to take her home anyway?
So what did you learn? Did this experiment have any scientific value?