Chelsea Peretti Answers the Questions Of Carl Bennett

1. What got you started?

65. What is a turn-on for you?

33. Do you like cats? Wait, don’t let it out of the bag… Joke I’ve been working on. I’m a bit of an aspiring comedian. Any advice?

U. What kind of shampoo?

88. What is your favorite oldie?

T. What’s the longest you can hug for?

4. You have a beautiful smile. Why can’t I have it all to myself? Ha ha, just kidding, but you really do have a beautiful smile.

F. I love you.

6. Why don’t you return my emails?

11. How many boyfriends have you had? Did you love any of them?

8. Who is the first person you think of when you wake up?

9. What makes you smile?

e10. When’s a good time for me to come over? Ha, just kidding, I know you’re super-busy.

11. 84?

28. On Facebook you often ignore my replies to your posts. What is up with that?

15. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

14. Did you really go out on a date with Louis CK, and is that serious?

16. What is our, I mean your, favorite song? I think it’s “Moonshadow,” but what’s your answer?

17. I read on Facebook that you like the Lakers coach Chuck Jackson. What is that relationship to you?

1D. I’ve got a big collection of adult comic books. What is your middle name? On Twitter it starts with the initial V.

20. I favorited more than 50 of your posts on Twitter, what is your favorite dog? How much do you like that dog?

21. I heard that you’re writing a TV show?

Parks and Recreation

G. Where do you go for your favorite cup of coffee, and about what time?

73. I don’t have a license but I saw a really bad car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in a car accident and was it scary?

52. Do you do your own laundry or do you drop it off?

82. You have a lot of friends on Facebook. Do you know most of them?

K*. I am a very BIG fan of your stand-up. When you’re up onstage have you ever looked at one audience member in particular and thought, “I would like to be with that person?” If not, that’s cool, but it seems like it’s bound to have happened.

22. Do you wanna come over to my friend Gus’s house? Do you like raisin pancakes?