Boo Nancy! Yay Tonya!

by doree shafrir

illustration by dame darcy

Is it so wrong that I sympathize with the ice-trash hell spawn? I’ll take Tonya Harding’s focused growl, obnoxious outfits, and teased bangs with the sketchy dye job over Nancy Kerrigan’s chilly demeanor, moose teeth, and facelift-y ponytail with its shitty scrunchy any day. I mean, have you ever heard Nancy speak? I swear she’s lying if she says 1994 is the first time anyone’s attacked her. Has anyone even asked about her history of being attacked and why she talks like that? I bet you’d be surprised by one of the answers—the other you’ll agree is just bad parenting.

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