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Magnus: Buffalo shoes. Why? That one piece of clothing just sums up bad style. And girls look clumsy in them too. I actually feel sick now that I’m thinking about it. I’m imagining making out with a girl in BUFFALO shoes right now…

Nathan: Juggler equipment. Why? It’s just not that sexy and those
girls always take themselves way too seriously. I’ve dated a couple of those juggler girls and it never works out.

Maja: V-neck T-shirts. Why? It looks gay and shows way more flesh than I can handle.

Malin: Dreadlocks. Why? I can’t think of anything more disgusting. Imagine waking up with one on your face. Ew, germs.

Virre: A strap-on dildo. Or someone wearing Cheap Monday jeans, Chuck Taylors, band T-shirt, kerchief and tattoos. But I thought… Sorry, I just ran into my ex girlfriend.

Anna: Those mountain climber shoes. Why? I hate sporty looking guys and mountain climber shoes are just so… I don’t know, I just know that it would never work for me.

Stig: Horse jeans! What on earth are horse jeans? It’s hard to say. It can be bell-bottoms that are too short, or it might be the jeans that the horse in Four Shades of Brown was wearing; puffy denim knickers.

Sean: Bad tattoos. Why? A beautiful girl with a beautiful body and a tribal tattoo is just awful.

Anti: Buffalos! Why? They’re just gnarly. Back in my school, even the big thugs used to wear lady buffalos. They’d come up to you and say stuff like, “Ey, you fucking faggot”, and I’d be like, “Dude, I don’t even know where to begin…”

Patrick: Fake eyebrows. It makes people look like witches, and it’s so unnecessary—first shaving your eyebrows off, and then painting ugly, pointy new ones. Ok, anything else? Yeah, skate shoes. They make your feet look humongous, and you know what they say about girls with big feet.

Olle: Hair down to the waist is awful. The weird thing is most girls think it’s beautiful, but they never realise that there isn’t even like one single guy who doesn’t think it’s gross. It’s like guys and big beards. Would you have the guts to tell your girl to get hers cut? Without a doubt.

Katie: Those band T-shirts that are made to look vintage, when they’re actually brand new. It just screams “fake” right at you. It’s such a turn off, it’s as if the guy is saying that he thinks wearing a T-shirt will make him cool. I’m just like, “You’ve got two options here, buy a brand new Kiss T-shirt, or fucking go out and find a real old one.”