Jason Crombie
Jason's Stuff - Dream Machine
Ever since I first read about the Dream Machine back in my early beatnik period (directly after my equally cringeworthy Jim Morrison/teen-poet douche-fag stage), I've desperately wanted to try one out.
Jason's Stuff - Morphsuits
Now, before you little turd burglars race down to the comments section to joyfully remind me that Morphsuits™ were in the Don’ts recently, take into consideration that one VICE contributor’s trash is most certainly another’s treasure.
Jason's Stuff - Those Dre Headphones
When is this big, beautiful gravy train gonna derail and send me flying into a ditch, all mangled and bloody with my integrity hanging out my ass? I know it’s coming.
Jason's Stuff - Glow in the Dark Ouija Board
It’s 11:45 PM on a rainy Monday night, and I’m alone at the office with a glow-in-the-dark Ouija board. I have all the lights on and I’m playing loud music to drown out any weird noises that I might hear. I am being a pussy.
Jason's Stuff - I Am a Stuffed Animal
I Am A Stuffed Animal is a company that makes plush toy versions of real people. You send them a photograph of the person you want immortalized in cotton and fluff, and for a measly $69 they send you a little, chubby, stuffed version of that person.
Jason's Stuff - Lomo La Sardina 35mm Camera
I really dig analog stuff. I don't go out of my way to find it, but when I do I'm reminded of how cool things used to be before we all turned into gadget-obsessed automatons stuck on a one-way train to hell.
Jason's Stuff - The NO2 Portable Digital Vapir Vaporizer
So far my reviews have been little more than pitching mounds for me to lob cock jokes from. You can’t blame me, the things I’ve reviewed have all been kind of silly in the first place. Today’s item, however, The NO2 Portable Digital Vapir Vaporizer, is...
Jason's Stuff - Ron de Jeremy, the Adult Rum
This week I decided to drink Ron de Jeremy rum while writing my review of Ron de Jeremy rum. For the reader's sake, I've noted my consumption in parentheses. Cheers.
Sabersegging
When history looks back at our quaint little era, it will focus on two things, the two most outstanding technological achievements of mankind: Segways and lightsabers.