Jon Benjamin

  • A Conversation With the Porn Rangers

    I put my headphones on and began to watch a hirsute man, probably early 40s, receive oral sex from a thin-lipped woman of commensurate age. The byline in block letters read, “BJ From the Wife.”

  • Friendly Skies

    I'm a culture junkie and I need a variety of RESOURCES at my disposal at all times. If I somehow forget to buy my Cigar Aficionado at the airport, I'm on a six-hour flight with nothing but my head up my ass.

  • Out of My Lips

    Is it safe to say that the three-way kiss is officially the most annoying new phenomenon of the new millennium? Yes, it is.