Mac Hackett
Is This Your Sex Bag?
I found this bag in my trash can this morning. It smelled like a wet dog covered in lube. I'm not sure how it got there, but my guess is that the previous owner was mugged and it was dumped there by the assailants.
The Hangover News
Tanks and machine gun gangs have been busy leaving bodies on the streets of Hama, as Syria saw the Arab Spring's deadliest weekend yet.
The Hangover News
Kenneth Tong pushes new "size zero pill" and "managed anorexia," Rihanna and everyone else start shouting at him, but you were probably too hungover to notice.
The Hangover News
It is a new year now. Experts predict it will be the "best year of all time," but you were probably drinking too many booze to notice.