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  • Crash Landing at the Runway Show

    I make my way into the loft and see half-naked models changing into ridiculous outfits. “You must be Melissa!” The peppy young assistant yells. “That’s my name, don’t wear it out!” I say back to her. No one laughs. She escorts me over to the designer...

  • When Casting Directors Are Idiots

    You know your movie is heading downhill when you're looking for a leading man with locks like a "young" Mick Jagger... When was Mick ever young?

  • How to Be a British Actor

    It's like normal acting, but you have to make sure that you fail in a pompous way.

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