Cry-Baby of the Week
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The people who freaked out at a snow penis vs. the guy who freaked out during a threesome.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A woman who doesn't know what a tomato is vs. a woman who hates free airline upgrades.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The school that thinks a five-year-old is a terrorist Vs. the people who think a dog is a rapist.
Cry-Baby of the Week
A guy pulls a gun on another guy for farting and a judge gives a loser four years in prison for handcuffing himself to his crush in a Taco Bell parking lot. Help me name-and-shame these sad grumpy-pants.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the woman who was sad about her dinner vs. people who got scared by a boy's drawing.
Cry-Baby of the Year
Here is a list of ten previous winners of Cry-Baby of the Week who have been shortlisted by me as nominees for Cry-Baby of the Year. Give them a read, then vote for your favorite. I will present whoever wins with some kind of as-yet-undesigned trophy...
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The woman who poisoned her dirty roommate Vs. the woman who found a bug in her apple.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The man who thinks butt cream is suncream and burns down the house of the nurse who gave him the medical goo versus the computer company that thinks they invented apples.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A gym-goer with no sense of humor versus a policeman with no tolerance for homeless people with mobile phones.