• Dear Children's Place, I'm Sorry

    I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to The Children's Place for designing one of their graphics a few seasons before they released it to the world. I'm really sorry, y'all. If I'd known that you were going to be using the same exact concept...

  • Your Huge Cock Is Overrated

    Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I’d managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck.

  • Jeff Wood Got Shot in the Head and Became Shat

    Shat was apparently a relatively normal dude until he was shot in the head at a party in Hollywood. He managed to survive a bullet to the brain, but post shooting, his brain (which still contains part of the bullet) was completely concerned with sex.

  • Are You a Slut?

    If you're taking this quiz, then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity?

  • Three Gothic Tales from Austin, Texas

    Amie and Clancy Martin went to Austin recently. While there, they were almost kicked out of a hipster hotel, ate delicious sushi, and accompanied a friend to get a tattoo. Here are three reviews from their trip, one from each of their adventures.

  • How to Suck an Uncut Cock

    There comes a moment in every American cocksucker’s (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk. Yes, I'm talking about the rare occasion (in America...