free shit

  • From Rags to Bitches

    My dog Herb was found wandering the streets. Now he drinks puppy chinos and has a $65 lead. I’m reluctant to let anything from the mere supermarket touch his baby fur seal soft body. This has caused me to wonder: What can I get for Herb?

  • How Grindr Can Get You Everything You Need, Except Butt Sex

    Grindr is great for getting your penis some butt, but there's more to life than getting laid (well, kinda). There is also stuff! And drugs! And favors! All of these things are possible to score on Grindr if you know a few simple tricks. Here are some...

  • Free Shit! - Fanny Wang 3000 Series Headphones

    Twat? I cunt hear you. I’ve got an ear infucktion. JK! The reason I’m not responding to your inquiry, even though you’re making direct eye contact with me and I can see your jaw moving up and down, is because I am wearing my ridiculous $300 Fanny Wang...

ΔΙΑΦΗΜΙΣΗ
ΔΙΑΦΗΜΙΣΗ
ΔΙΑΦΗΜΙΣΗ