guinea pig

  • Tourettes Sux

    Remember when you were a kid and the teacher made you name birds on a poster in front of the whole class and one of them was called Bearded Tit, and ever since that day you were "tit girl?" Now imagine that, but instead you yelled "motherfucker."

  • Life with Squirrels

    I had a pet guinea pig and a pet chinchilla and they both died within a year of each other.